So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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