last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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