Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
