i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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