i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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