what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Alive.
So much puke
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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