I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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