So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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