I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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