I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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