y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
