okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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