We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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