Yo dont text me then not text me
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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