That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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