the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She bit a glass in half.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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