Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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