You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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