I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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