I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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