the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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