He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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