Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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