Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I want to have your abortion
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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