Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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