Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
