her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Randomize
