Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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