So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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