last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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