I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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