Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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