Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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