there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Everyone says I win the strip club
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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