Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There's even glitter on my cock...
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