On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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