So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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