Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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