It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
That was before I lit my hair on fire
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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