just come out here and I will go home with you...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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