if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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