i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
