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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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