I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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