I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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