i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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