Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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