If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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