She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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