Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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